Could Anyone Have Signed This?
Cover the signature on your last company-wide email. Could anyone tell it was yours? If not, here's why your message isn't landing, and four ways to put your voice back.
Master of Ceremonies
The first Master of the Ceremonies was hired in 1603 to stop diplomatic incidents at the English court. Four hundred years later, the job's the same: make everyone else look good. Here's how.
Hypocrite Means Actor
In ancient Greek, a hypocrite was simply an actor. English kept the word and changed the job description. Here's what that tells leaders who think they need to play a part.
The Whole Law on One Foot
A man once asked the teacher Hillel to explain the whole law while standing on one foot. Hillel managed it in one sentence. Here's why the golden rule beats the Ten Commandments as communication, and what your organisation could learn from it.
You Are Not Left-Brained
Left brain logical, right brain creative? A 2013 study of more than a thousand brain scans found no left-brained or right-brained people. Here's where the myth came from, and why labels like it do damage at work.
The Learning Styles Myth
Are you a visual learner? Probably not, because there's no good evidence that learning styles exist the way we think. Here's what the research says, and why the myth won't die.
Grief Bacon
German has a word for the weight you gain from emotional eating: Kummerspeck, grief bacon. Some languages don't even have words for yes, no, left or right. Here's why no word means exactly the same thing to everyone, even in your own office.
Enron’s Values Were Excellent
Respect, Integrity, Communication, Excellence. They're good values, and they belonged to Enron. If your company's values could be swapped with theirs, here's the test, and the fix.
The Pinto That Never Went to Brazil
The Ford Pinto supposedly flopped in Brazil because of an unfortunate slang word. It never went there. But the Pinto did have a real language problem, and it's the one most organisations still have.
A Pun You Can’t Hear
A political ad writes “BEN there” on screen while the narrator says “been there”. In Australian English those are different vowels, so the pun disappears the moment it’s spoken. Here’s the phonetics, the research, and why messages that only work on the page don’t work.
The Title They Wouldn’t Use
“Uncle” sounds like the warmest word in the family. In the American South, it was how white people avoided calling a Black man “Mister”. Here’s why Uncle Ben’s changed its name, and why the same word means the opposite in Australia.
Unprecedented, Again
1918, 1957, 1968, 2009, 2020. Five pandemics in about a century, and every time we called it “unprecedented”. That one word turns a failure to prepare into bad luck, and it’s time we stopped letting it.
One Name Per Outcome
The dictionary’s oldest definition of “responsible” is “accountable”. So why do we insist they’re different? Because the moment two people are accountable for the same outcome, nobody is.
Blame Webster (Mostly)
Noah Webster gave America color, center and defense, and very nearly gave it tung, wimmin and masheen. But two spellings usually blamed on him aren’t his at all, and one of them is still used at Oxford.
Why Are You Shouting?
Lawyers put warranty disclaimers in capitals so you’ll notice them. Then nobody reads them. Here’s why ALL CAPS slows your reader down, where “upper case” comes from, and when shouting is ever worth it.
Say It Again
Kava, kafa, kahva. Three words for coffee, one letter apart, and in wartime Bosnia each one told people which side you were on. From the Bible’s shibboleth to the Parsley Massacre, here’s how a single sound can become a border.
The Biggest Village on Earth
In 1535, two young men told Jacques Cartier the way to their kanata, their village. He thought it was a name. Today that village covers almost ten million square kilometres, and it narrowly avoided being renamed Efisga.
Rare, This Order Is
Yoda’s word order is one of the rarest on Earth, and the few languages that use it cluster in the Amazon. But Yoda isn’t really speaking an exotic grammar. He’s doing something English speakers do every day, just constantly.
The Guest List That Changed a Nation
In August 1787, the draft US Constitution opened by naming all thirteen states. By September the list was gone, because nobody knew who’d sign. That change in the first line rewrote who “we” meant.
Why Love Means Nothing
In tennis, love means zero. It’s often credited to the French word for egg, but there’s no evidence for that. The real origin is a 17th-century bet, and it explains why English still treats anything you do for love as worth nothing.