Fun Stuff - Quick Bites The Answer Phone Messages Fun stuff - Answerphone Messages All these answer-phone messages were created by Brett. Guaranteed to make people listen till at least the end of the message before hanging up. Bill Clinton Categorically denies that his message ever sucked. [play] IGeoff Boycott He's bloody well not 'ome we tell yer. [play] Kermit the Frog Eats flies, loves a pig. Still more famous than Brett. [play] Richie Benaud While you're out for a date or a duck... [play] The Count Let the Count keep tally while you're out. [play] David Attenborough takes a look at this fascinating type of human interaction. [play] James Bond IOut taking Moneypenny for a well earned treat. [play] Marvin the Martian Claims your phone in the name of mars. [play] President Reagan Not home when he was at home if you catch our drift. [play] Southpark The stars from Southpark left this message. [play]